I'm pretty sure this is just a clever song about Scott with a reference to Star Trek.
He brings them coffee, and is probably in charge of the internet, and the fact that "everyone [is] beaming" at the shows is thanks to Scott's hard work.
I've actually met Scott before, he's a really nice guy. =]
Relient K's (road?) manager is named Scott.
I'm pretty sure this is just a clever song about Scott with a reference to Star Trek. He brings them coffee, and is probably in charge of the internet, and the fact that "everyone [is] beaming" at the shows is thanks to Scott's hard work. I've actually met Scott before, he's a really nice guy. =]