Tips For Avoiding The Clap: 1. I Wouldn't Piss On A Scorpion If It Was On Fire. Lyrics

Lyric discussion by EnergyCondom 

Cover art for Tips For Avoiding The Clap: 1. I Wouldn't Piss On A Scorpion If It Was On Fire. lyrics by Love Like...Electrocution

I would like to know what is being spoken/yelled while "If you're the doctor, then I'm the professor of dialectics" is being screamed.