Escape (The Piña Colada Song) Lyrics

Lyric discussion by kreniigh 

Cover art for Escape (The Piña Colada Song) lyrics by Rupert Holmes

I can't believe how many people think this song is "sweet".

It's about two horrible people who decide to cheat on each other because they're "bored". In the end they get exactly what they deserve -- each other's lying, cheating asses. How long till they get bored again?

@kreniigh I think that's a bit cynical. In the song, they had a relationship that wasn't working, apparently because they weren't communicating well. Maybe they got a second chance.