Lyric discussion by tourniquetty 

Cover art for Xmas Curtain lyrics by My Morning Jacket

It is hard for me to believe that there aren't more comments on this song. Yimmy is a yeenius! Could he be singing about sociopaths? Perhaps "the finer things" are a person's qualities and character (and are not material) and therefore "unheistable". I suppose someone could pay (and/or get paid) to find out about these qualities. Maybe that is the getting inside (and it is "inside", not "behind" if you listen to the song) her christmas curtain bit.

Maybe Yimmy is saying that inner beauty (being honest, open, brave, forgiving, kind, loving and accepting responsibility for your actions) is the reason the christmas girl lives inside your womb. She's always there, I think that I am certain. You'd pay to get "inside her christmas curtain". Yimmy is saying, "Come on you FROWNS!" You too can be good (it is inside of you, I am certain). No need to fuck the christmas girl in order to feel good about yourself.

My absolute favorite christmas song.