Schools out, Christmas Break.
Home for the holidays, to meatloaf and fruitcake
Off to Grandma's, it's so boring
Screaming kids and Grandpa's snoring
My aunt Margaret's lost her mind;
She's trippin' on a train set, have another box of wine!
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas;
I must be on Santa Claus's shit list!
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss,
Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives!
Have a merry merry merry merry frickin' Christmas!
Uncle Richard? He's a weirdo,
Passing out pictures of himself in a Speedo.
My cousin Ashlee? Her singing really sucks;
Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux.
My brother's wife is really hot.
She pulled me in the bathroom; I hope we don't get caught!
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas;
I must be on Santa Claus's shit list!
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss,
Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives!
Have a merry merry merry merry frickin' Christmas!
We haven't even opened our gifts yet,
But now it's time to start.
And so I'll fake a smile because it's going back to Wal-Mart...
(Sweetie, are you okay in there)
(ecstatic moan)
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas;
I must be on Santa Claus's shit list!
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss,
Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives!
Have a merry merry merry merry frickin' Christmas!
Schools out, Christmas Break. Home for the holidays, to meatloaf and fruitcake Off to Grandma's, it's so boring Screaming kids and Grandpa's snoring
My aunt Margaret's lost her mind; She's trippin' on a train set, have another box of wine!
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas; I must be on Santa Claus's shit list! The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss, Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives! Have a merry merry merry merry frickin' Christmas!
Uncle Richard? He's a weirdo, Passing out pictures of himself in a Speedo. My cousin Ashlee? Her singing really sucks; Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux.
My brother's wife is really hot. She pulled me in the bathroom; I hope we don't get caught!
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas; I must be on Santa Claus's shit list! The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss, Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives! Have a merry merry merry merry frickin' Christmas!
We haven't even opened our gifts yet, But now it's time to start. And so I'll fake a smile because it's going back to Wal-Mart...
(Sweetie, are you okay in there) (ecstatic moan)
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas; I must be on Santa Claus's shit list! The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss, Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives! Have a merry merry merry merry frickin' Christmas!