One Foot In The Grave Lyrics

Lyric discussion by driver08uk 

Cover art for One Foot In The Grave lyrics by Monty Python

Quick correction:

And my knees are starting to knock, I've just got too many miles on the clock.

This isn't really Python, it's the theme tune to long-running British sitcom, One Foot In The Grave, which is hilarious. This song was written and performed by Eric Idle.