Here's my uh.. Version of the um.. Lyrics but I decided to make up a version of "La Resistance" with the celebs that I've known of which includes:
Kenny McCormick
Kyle & Corey Taylor
Stan Marsh
Eric Cartman
James Hetfield
Brittany Snow (cameo)
Maynard James Keenan
Jen Ledger (cameo)
John L. Cooper (cameo)
and I almost forgot... one more person from the band Offspring
Dexter Holland.
Anyways here's the um.. medley so hope you'd enjoy it
Maynard James Keenan:
God has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a nation in your hands
And blessed be the children
Who fight with all our bravery
Till only the righteous stand
You see the distant flames
They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names
For what we know is right
And when you all get shot
And can not carry on
Though you die
La Resistance lives on
You may get stabbed in the head
With a dagger or sword
You may be burned to death
Or skinned alive or worse
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to run for
Though you die
La Resistance lives on
"Jerk Off" Plays
Brittany:
*Spoken but psed off
Blame Miley
Blame Miley
Because the slt's gone awry
Tomorrow night that st will starts to scream die.
Kenny:
Someone told me once
that there's a right and wrong,
and that punishment
would come to those
who dare to cross the line.
But it must not be true
for jerk-offs just like you.
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total @$$hole.
but I'm tired of waiting.
John L. Cooper, Jen Ledger:
Tomorrow night
Our lives will change
Tomorrow night
We'll be entertained
An execution
What a sight
Tomorrow night
James Hetfield:
Up there, there is so much room
Where baby's burp and flowers bloom
Tomorrow night up there is doomed
And so I will be going soon
HEY!!
Maynard and Dexter:
Shut your fcking face uncle f8cker
You're a bner biting bstard uncle fcker
Maynard:
Looks like we may be out of luck
Dexter:
Tomorrow night we're pretty f*cked
Stan Marsh, Kyle Taylor, Eric Cartman:
Why did our mothers start this war
What the f*ck are they fighting for
When did this song become a marathon
"Lateralus" plays
Kenny:
Quietly Black then white are all I see in my infancy
Red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me, let's me see
As below, so above and beyond, I imagine
Drawn beyond the lines of reason
Push the envelope, watch it bend
James Hetfield and Maynard James Keenan:
I want to live up there
When Obama is dead and gone. And even though, there'll be no more Barack Obama!!
Maynard (reprise):
They may cut your dck in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
You'll dance a dckless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die
La Resistance lives on
So What does anybody think of the lyrics? Don't forget to reply to Toolshed2000 at songmeanings.com. see ya there, dudes.
Here's my uh.. Version of the um.. Lyrics but I decided to make up a version of "La Resistance" with the celebs that I've known of which includes: Kenny McCormick Kyle & Corey Taylor Stan Marsh Eric Cartman James Hetfield Brittany Snow (cameo) Maynard James Keenan Jen Ledger (cameo) John L. Cooper (cameo) and I almost forgot... one more person from the band Offspring Dexter Holland. Anyways here's the um.. medley so hope you'd enjoy it
Maynard James Keenan: God has smiled upon you this day The fate of a nation in your hands And blessed be the children Who fight with all our bravery Till only the righteous stand
You see the distant flames They bellow in the night You fight in all our names For what we know is right And when you all get shot And can not carry on Though you die La Resistance lives on
You may get stabbed in the head With a dagger or sword You may be burned to death Or skinned alive or worse But when they torture you You will not feel the need to run for Though you die La Resistance lives on
"Jerk Off" Plays Brittany: *Spoken but psed off Blame Miley Blame Miley Because the slt's gone awry Tomorrow night that st will starts to scream die.
Kenny: Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong, and that punishment would come to those who dare to cross the line.
But it must not be true for jerk-offs just like you. Maybe it takes longer to catch a total @$$hole. but I'm tired of waiting.
Brittany: Screaming DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! B**CH!
John L. Cooper, Jen Ledger: Tomorrow night Our lives will change Tomorrow night We'll be entertained An execution What a sight Tomorrow night
James Hetfield: Up there, there is so much room Where baby's burp and flowers bloom Tomorrow night up there is doomed And so I will be going soon HEY!!
Maynard and Dexter: Shut your fcking face uncle f8cker You're a bner biting bstard uncle fcker
Maynard: Looks like we may be out of luck
Dexter: Tomorrow night we're pretty f*cked
Stan Marsh, Kyle Taylor, Eric Cartman: Why did our mothers start this war What the f*ck are they fighting for When did this song become a marathon
"Lateralus" plays
Kenny: Quietly Black then white are all I see in my infancy Red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me, let's me see
As below, so above and beyond, I imagine Drawn beyond the lines of reason Push the envelope, watch it bend
James Hetfield and Maynard James Keenan: I want to live up there When Obama is dead and gone. And even though, there'll be no more Barack Obama!!
Maynard (reprise): They may cut your dck in half And serve it to a pig And though it hurts you'll laugh You'll dance a dckless jig But that's the way it goes In war you're shat upon Though you die La Resistance lives on
So What does anybody think of the lyrics? Don't forget to reply to Toolshed2000 at songmeanings.com. see ya there, dudes.
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