I Am an Alcoholic Lyrics

Lyric discussion by stumbleman 

Cover art for I Am an Alcoholic lyrics by NOFX

So is Fat Mike basically saying that he hates being an alcoholic and drug addict? Seems unlikely to me after years of it just being part of the NOFX world. Just wondering if anyone knows what FM's motivation was for writing this... anyone?

My Interpretation

I don't think so. I think it's a humerous celebration of being an alcoholic drug addict