The Ballad of Dorothy Parker Lyrics

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Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade She worked the night shift Dishwater blonde, tall and fine She got a lot of tips - She was hot.

Well, earlier I'd been talkin' stuff In a violent room Fighting with lovers past - Prince was fighting with the misses.

I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine Dorothy was fast - She was flirting.

Well, I ordered - "Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail, I ain't 2 hungry" Dorothy laughed She said "Sounds like a real man 2 me" Kinda cute, U wanna take a bath? - Dorothy wants Prince to cheat on his wife.

I said "Cool, but I'm leaving my pants on" -she say- "Cuz I'm kind of going with someone" She said "Sounds like a real man 2 me" "Mind if I turn on the radio?" "Oh, my favorite song" she said And it was Joni singing "Help me I think I'm falling" -Ring- The phone rang and she said "Whoever's calling can't be as cute as U" Right then I knew I was through -Dorothy Parker was cool- - Dorothy is seducing him and he is falling for it.

My pants where wet, they came off But she didn't see the movie Cuz she hadn't read the book first - He prematurely ejaculated.

Instead she pretended she was blind An affliction brought on by a witch's curse - She was cool with it to make him comfortable.

Dorothy made me laugh -ha ha- I felt much better so I went back 2 the violent room -tell us what U did- Let me tell U what I did... - Prince goes back to his misses.

I took another bubble bath with my pants on All the fighting stopped Next time I'll do it sooner This is the ballad of Dorothy Parker - Prince took a bubble bath to stop the fighting, seduce his misses but all the while he thinks of Dorothy.

This is a great song!