Lyric discussion by insanity/insight 

Cover art for If lyrics by House of Heroes

Great song! I always found it a bit of a parody on the over-the-top-infatuated love song. The speaker unintentionally betrays the fact that his attraction to the girl is mainly physical (if you wore that dress everyday / with your hair just so) and that he is drawn in like Odysseus to the Siren's Song in "The Odyssey." He also alludes to his own unpredictability (and perhaps his less-than-pure motives) by comparing himself to Frankenstein. What an awesome, deep, yet catchy tune!