The lyric is "locum". And a locum doctor is a doctor who substitutes for a regular doctor when that doctor isn't able to work.
I think the line basically means that Cosmo isn't a real doctor, and so he'd never try to operate on himself, though he's more than happy to do so to other people.
I love this song. The joy in the way they tease Brad with it is just so much fun.
The lyric is "locum". And a locum doctor is a doctor who substitutes for a regular doctor when that doctor isn't able to work.
I think the line basically means that Cosmo isn't a real doctor, and so he'd never try to operate on himself, though he's more than happy to do so to other people.
I love this song. The joy in the way they tease Brad with it is just so much fun.