I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know
I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay
'Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property
You're the only girl that I like to screw
When I'm not on the road
When I come home my dinner's made
And the front lawn is mowed
I'll kiss your mouth
Even after you swallow my load
'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property
I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick's a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain it down
I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you when I can't
Help but fondle my meat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat
'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing I wouldn't do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah, yeah, yeah
No, no, no (community property)
Oh, no, no, no-oh (community property)
No-oo-ohhhhh
Community property...
"Community Property" - Steel Panther
I would give you the stars in the sky But they're too far away If you were a hooker, you'd know I'd be happy to pay If suddenly you were a guy I'd be suddenly gay
'Cause my heart belongs to you My love is pure and true My heart belongs to you But my cock is community property
You're the only girl that I like to screw When I'm not on the road When I come home my dinner's made And the front lawn is mowed I'll kiss your mouth Even after you swallow my load
'Cause my heart belongs to you There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do for you My heart belongs to you But my cock is community property
I wanna make it clear So you retain it My dick's a free spirit And you can't restrain it No, you just can't chain it down
I love you so much it hurts From my head to my feet I think of you when I can't Help but fondle my meat I see your face every time That I go out and cheat
'Cause my heart belongs to you There ain't nothing I wouldn't do My heart belongs to you But my dong is community property Yeah, yeah, yeah
No, no, no (community property) Oh, no, no, no-oh (community property) No-oo-ohhhhh Community property...