Lyric discussion by professor126 

Cover art for The Unwanted Things lyrics by Ted Leo and the Pharmacists

i could say so much about this song--love it--but all i will say is: the 11th line definitely sounds like "cryin for the horny things" (as opposed to "haunted things"), which would've juxtaposed interestingly with the next line "cryin for the unwanted things"...(as in, unplanned pregnancy?)