Dr. Yang (Album Version) Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Archaia Sophia 

Cover art for Dr. Yang (Album Version) lyrics by Ben Folds

I'm pretty sure it's "I need false teeth, I need plastic knees." That's what it sounds like to me, anyway.

In any case, yeah, this song is definitely making fun of New Age quackery. Segues nicely into "The Frown Song," with the gossipy rich woman struggling to get to shiatsu.