Fido, Your Leash Is Too Long Lyrics

Lyric discussion by StickityWicket 

Cover art for Fido, Your Leash Is Too Long lyrics by Magnetic Fields, The

Totally cheating, without question. Great song though. All the real possessive folks join hands, this is your anthem.

The song's obviously about cheating, sure (the artist is gay, incidentally), but I think there are some other funny elements.

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  • "Fido" (the boydfriend/love interest) is obviously bisexual since he's "getting bitches in trouble"

  • "Fido" (the boydfriend/love interest) is obviously bisexual since he's "getting bitches in trouble"

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  • The singer doesn't actually seem to mind TOO much that his love interest is sleeping around so much, that's pretty explicit ("I don't care what you ____") -- the singer just wants to make sure he has all of the love interest's love.

  • The singer doesn't actually seem to mind TOO much that his love interest is sleeping around so much, that's pretty explicit ("I don't care what you ____") -- the singer just wants to make sure he has all of the love interest's love.

    So, basically, "my boyfriend is sleeping around on me, with girls even, although truthfull, I don't care who...

    So, basically, "my boyfriend is sleeping around on me, with girls even, although truthfull, I don't care who he ****s as long as I get all of his love."