Lyric discussion by Keterian 

Cover art for Creepy Doll lyrics by Jonathan Coulton

"I couldn’t keep a straight face though, somewhere in the middle of the song the doll just becomes not so much creepy as annoying."

That's one of the things I love about this song. The thing that finally makes the narrator snap isn't that the doll scares him out of his mind, but that it sort of calls him fat.