Lyric discussion by LittlePrincezz 

Cover art for Enid lyrics by Barenaked Ladies

(Ed) I can teach you how to dance, how to sing, how to knit, How to make things that you never ever made before Enid, I can teach you how to use cookie cutters To make crazy things out of Play-Doh

Little houses, little farms, little accessories for your mom, For your Barbie set, for your friends and your family Enid, I can teach you how to snowmobile, cross-country ski, snowshoe, But I don\'t want to!


This is not on my Gordon Album, nor in the booklet of the lyrics =(


Now it\'s not fair to say that it\'s \'cause I was three inches shorter then, And it\'s not fair to say it\'s \'cause I was only fifteen years old.


Lol, the first line is not talking about penis-size eh?

BNL has a habit of throwing in alternate lyrics during their live shows. It's sort of their way of giving a little extra performance in person.