The Surf Talks Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Frenched 

Cover art for The Surf Talks lyrics by Todd Rundgren

Wow, this is a busy little song. I like it. I want to know exactly who or what "The Surf" is. Obviously, it's something dial-up/Internet-related, no? Maybe it's about the way the Internet sucks us all in and promises an unlimited amount of information? Who knows. This song is a bit confusing to me, but it keeps it interesting.