(No I'm being serious)
Yo, It's the Wild Wild West
You came to the right place, my man!
Get Ready, here we go
(New Shit!)
Welcome, my friends, to the Old Saloon
Everyone in town is hangin' out
If you got a drink, well you drink it down
Then we'll all go have sex with whores
(Brand New!)
Buffalo Bill I just rode into town
On my horse?
You betcha on my horse!
That's the thing in the Old West Times
Everybody enjoys a good horse ride
If you cheat at cards you'll get thrown out
Right out the Saloon doors on your butt
Come back in and buy a round of whiskey
Guess what? All is forgiven!
(DJ Larry!)
Calamity Jane and you're another guy that's probably an Injun
This whiskey's warm (DJ Larry!) and smells like piss
Oh, no my stache smells like piss!
So that's your story (gunshots, hard to hear lyrics) stickin' to it
The Old Wild West is no place for a lady
I'm the bartender but I'm also the Mayor
So just put that Asian hooker (DJ Waaahhh) (inaudible)
I'm Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas
Sure is dusty here...
(No I'm being serious) Yo, It's the Wild Wild West You came to the right place, my man! Get Ready, here we go (New Shit!)
Welcome, my friends, to the Old Saloon Everyone in town is hangin' out If you got a drink, well you drink it down Then we'll all go have sex with whores (Brand New!)
Buffalo Bill I just rode into town On my horse? You betcha on my horse! That's the thing in the Old West Times Everybody enjoys a good horse ride
If you cheat at cards you'll get thrown out Right out the Saloon doors on your butt Come back in and buy a round of whiskey Guess what? All is forgiven!
(DJ Larry!) Calamity Jane and you're another guy that's probably an Injun This whiskey's warm (DJ Larry!) and smells like piss Oh, no my stache smells like piss!
So that's your story (gunshots, hard to hear lyrics) stickin' to it The Old Wild West is no place for a lady I'm the bartender but I'm also the Mayor So just put that Asian hooker (DJ Waaahhh) (inaudible)
I'm Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas Sure is dusty here...
...so you wrote all this out to correct one line? And you don't even know what's being said in that one line?? Wow, okay.
...so you wrote all this out to correct one line? And you don't even know what's being said in that one line?? Wow, okay.