Uptown Top Ranking Lyrics

Lyric discussion by peanutismint 

Cover art for Uptown Top Ranking lyrics by Althea and Donna

Whatever they're doing, it's probably not teaching English... from the looks of these gobbeldigook lyrics, I don't think either of the girls ever owned a dictionary!

what, i think they would make excellet english teachers. ;)

It's not English they're singing, it's patois.

Check it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaican_Patois

youaresowrong's observation is spot on!

I actually asked the owner of a Kingston record shop what the song was all about and he gave me a rough translation which made complete sense.

"See me in me heels and ting" is a reference to a woman going out all dressed to impress (high heels and things!). Similarly "see mi in a 'alter back, Sey mi gi' you heart attack" translates to "see me in a halter back (dress) will give you a heart attack!" (and so on).

Part of the allure of any popular record...