Saturday night, I was tripping on some mushrooms. I stopped to take a piss on a fire hydrant in the middle of a sidewalk in plain view of everything. One of my friends said, "Hey, there's a guy over there." I go, "Where?" I see him standing about half a block down, sort of looking over, and I go, "Pssh, he ain't sayin nothin, fuck him."
Saturday night, I was tripping on some mushrooms. I stopped to take a piss on a fire hydrant in the middle of a sidewalk in plain view of everything. One of my friends said, "Hey, there's a guy over there." I go, "Where?" I see him standing about half a block down, sort of looking over, and I go, "Pssh, he ain't sayin nothin, fuck him."
As Rip Torn said:
As Rip Torn said:
Hey - there's Dirty Old Bitch!
Hey - there's Dirty Old Bitch!
Pee indoors, doggy; use a sink like regular folks.
Pee indoors, doggy; use a sink like regular folks.