Lyric discussion by John Johnston 

Cover art for 36D lyrics by Beautiful South, The

The missing verse is something like:

"Your name is always mentioned in the jokes he cracks, Your 'Coach and Horses' and your "Woolpacks', Your poses turn the passive into maniacs, But you want more."

And I've never understood the "Coach and Horses" bit. "Woolpacks", yeah, fair enough, but the first bit? Answers on a postcard please. :)

The line "your body's thought of fondly in the rugby mauls" is sheer subversive genius.