Lyric discussion by SilverandIce 

Cover art for Hello Vagina lyrics by Margot & the Nuclear So and So's

My uncle bought their new CD "Not Animal" and let me borrow it, and when I saw this song's title, I laughed, thinking i probably wouldn't like it.. but this song ended up being my favorite. ^_^

My interpretation is that a girl, not exactly the best-looking in the eyes of the media: "Coke-bottle glasses, Tv screen" is pregnant (second line). And when they say "This is the end of Bollywood", maybe he's saying she has to grow up now...?

And then in the second verse, he's talking about the man who got her pregnant. and how he gets abusive when he's drunk. (I have no clue what "I am your monkey" might mean.) ._. But then, when it says: "I am reborn, your favorite son." He's talking about the girl having his baby, and how much the girl loves the baby.

And then the chorus: "I am your right hand, I am your best man, I am, I am, I am."

I think it's the guy telling the girl how she needs him, how he is the only one she has, and that's why she stays with him.

and then finally, the last two lines: "I am your way to heaven's gate So pour me a drink, for we fly away." I think it's saying that -with enough alcohol- the man will eventually get so abusive to the point, he might kill the girl.

And so the title is saying that the man may not have even loved her. He just saw that she had a vagina, and welcomed himself in. "Hello Vagina".

This is what I'm guessing it might mean. I may not be right though. >_< But either way, It is a truly beautiful song. <3

I am your monkey is a reference to "the monkey on your back."