"Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds."
Huh? What are you doing out of your cubicle, sheep? You never sound like this in public. Oh wait, that's because your a coward.
"Metalheads, listen up: your bands are artless and laughable. Your scene is composed of antisocial misfits, pretentious stoners, and moronic sociopaths. You look ridiculous to the outside world, your supposed angst and darkness and brutality are downright comedic, and you are walking punchlines for those of us with standards. Get a life, nerds."
Huh? What are you doing out of your cubicle, sheep? You never sound like this in public. Oh wait, that's because your a coward.
P.S.- Owned.