The Stenographer Lyrics

Lyric discussion by KingoftheEyesores09 

Cover art for The Stenographer lyrics by Relient K

I think the lyrics:

"Yeah, Smith and Weston Jr. was a son of a gun He pressed his nose up to my head. Yeah, I was sweatin' bullets but I dodged the one That was not as much sweat as was lead."

are incredibly clever. I love it!