Reese's Pieces, I Don't Know Who John Cleese Is?

ok hes the step by step of whats happening matching with the lyrics cause im tired of people who cant figure out such a simple story

ok hes the step by step of whats happening matching with the lyrics cause im tired of people who cant figure out such a simple story

(what you need to know first is shes cheating on him and he hides a video camera to get proof)

(what you need to know first is shes cheating on him and he hides a video camera to get proof)

Oh, it's a shame that I have to tape over Those elysian smiles I thought I'd keep forever I remember it all like it was yesterday Forget it all, set it down, hit record, and back away

Oh, it's a shame that I have to tape over Those elysian smiles I thought I'd keep forever I remember it all like it was yesterday Forget it all, set it down, hit record, and back away

(the tape hes using to record was a tape of her but hes saying he needs to...

(the tape hes using to record was a tape of her but hes saying he needs to forget her cause she cheating and he needs proof so he needs to use the tape)

My intestines are fastening laces Intolerable to fucking untangle These vigilant eyes can't keep off the timekeepers Second-hand every angle

(Explains How Hes Feeling Inside Because Of This)

What's keeping you waiting? Usually out before I open my eyes Why did you pick today to epilate between your thighs?

(whats keeping you waiting is the one part not sure about i think the day he actually has the tape in place she didnt leave when she normally does or something and epilate between your thighs really if you dont know what this means sad shes on her period)

Are you waiting for his tongue to come? And brush against your cleaned trimmed hair? I hope he knows, that curvilinear gyrating space Won't be the only thing he'll taste down there (the most amazing lyrics ever) (the guy shes cheating on him with eats her out on her period basically) Stop to think about it, if we've both flooded the same skin You've tasted me, I've tasted you Who knows how many places my tongue has been? My tongue has been

(just adding on to the part stop to think about it i love how he ays that after what he just said and it applying to before and after if we both flooded the same skin (if we both went down on her)then we tasted each other basically this means exactly what it says this part

I left, you stayed, I hoped and prayed That these nauseating thoughts weren't true (he leaves and she stays so that way it can happen she can cheat on him and he can get proof but hes still hoping somehow hes wrong) Before we met, I wouldn't bet I would give up nihilism for you (she ment alot to him he gave up nihilism which is a religion of basially the next 2 lines explain the religion perfectly and this next part means exactly what it says Nothing ever made sense, was I even real? Took everything I wouldn't touch, and made me feel (Hell yeah!) I had all my faith in you That you would never commit an act of deceit (that you would never cheat) To wake up in the ante meridian(to wake up in the morning) Knowing there would be solid ground to support my feet(having the Proof that shes cheating)

If it is alright (if it is alright) to conceal the truth Then when does the concealment end, and lying begin? Tell me when? Tell me when? (means exactly what it says)

This is a maudlin motion picture A theme song in search of a movie I've got the perfect script to match this tune Who really knows what goes on in the afternoon? Let's not ruin the surprise (basically first sign that this is a story they made uphe basically saying this would would make an amazing movie and the who really knows what goes on in the afternoon is just like what could happen next talking about everything that will happen later (killing the guy and girl and himself))

I don't buy these incredulous denials(i think he may have confronted her and she said its not happening) Do you think you've found the exit to your escape? I really shouldn't be thinking this way It would put my mind at ease if I caught your ass on tape(the only way to know for sure is to get the proof) There'll be no excuses baby I'll forward this to your friends and family(love this part even though its fucked up basically saying one i get the proof there will be no excuses and he gonna send the tape to her friends and family but then the next part he changes his mind)

Maybe I should reconsider this diagnosis Let's think things out before we conclude(changes his mind about sending it to her friends and family thinks thats not good enough or maybe to mean or something) Commonly a virtuoso at these procedures But this was the saddest thing my eyes have ever viewed(the vieo was the saddest thing he has ever veiwed)

The postmeridian hours that we performed Seemed like such a perfunctory routine(that night happen exactly as planned) But I can obviously tell by the footage here That you're in love with his machine(he realizes that she just in love with the guys dick basically) How could you do this to me? Next time you won't get out so easily(exactly what it says) Now that I know what I'm up against, I came prepared Bat in hand, behind the closest door I painfully stared(again exactly what it says)

Say "hello" to this bark, in-between your teeth(wooden base ball bat to the face) Soon you will also be bleeding from underneath(basically one way or another taking his balls of or something) It took balls to do what you've done Having your manhood in your mouth is no fun(puts them in his mouth) And as for you darling, you're going nowhere(now switches to the chick since the guy is dead) It's kind of hard to move when you're tied to a chair(he has her tied to a chair) See there's a twist to this lovely, for you to see What's hiding in your wardrobe isn't a shopping spree(he shows her the hiden video camera)

Come out to stilts supporting the wait of lust I always thought you were someone I could always trust(basically telling her how he feels) Now watch as we're smacking flesh(he rapes her) I'm sure you don't even care(but not really rape cause she doesnt care) But with your eyelids sewn back to your brows(he sews her eyelids to her eyebrows so her eyes stay open) This leaves you forced to stare(so she has to watch)

(explains exactly how he kills himself well trys and it ends up being a slow death instead of a fast one like he planned) With a wire wrapped around his neck Tightly tied to a tree There he stood on the top of the cliff With his inanimate life above the sea He drinks his virulent drink And sets himself on fire Pulls the trigger through the mid-air Misses his head, and snaps the wire Now choking and strangling in the water His body begins to sink Not only did that put out the flames But he regurgitated his drink This wasn't the worse thing that could happen... yes it is We're dying slowing again We're dying slowly again?

(basically just saying to listen to the song over and over and let the story play thru in you mind and visualize it) Stop! Rewind! Watch them die! Stop! Rewind! Watch them die! Stop! Rewind! Watch them die! Stop! Rewind! Watch them die!

Stop! Rewind! Watch them die! (Oh don't you love to play it back, and watch it all over?) Stop! Rewind! Watch them die! (Oh don't you love to play it back, and watch it all over?)