Lyric discussion by LoserNo1 

Cover art for Exacting Revenge on Pets lyrics by Agoraphobic Nosebleed

This song is clearly about a gay man who can't come to terms with his feelings of homosexulaity. Instead of just saying, "Ted, I love you, man. Like, totally literally!" he has to say things like, "I CRACK A WOMAN'S HEAD OPEN BECAUSE I HATE ANYTHING SMARTER THAN ME!!!"