Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet Lyrics

Lyric discussion by grayce 

Cover art for Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet lyrics by Fall Out Boy

What it sounds like to me (I still can't make out all of it either and I'm not certain on what I've written; I don't want to send in a wrong/incomplete report. sorry):

mr. sandman showing his beam when he walks into the room the walls lean in to listen serve out bright waves click back and forth like old headlights sniffing all of you again

head like a steel trap I wish i didn't(x8) I don't just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness

does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your wedding band? does he know the way does he know the way all the (tricks?) that would convince me to call it a night

I will never end up like him behind my back, I already am keep a calendar this way you will always know the last time you came through "oh darlin', I know what you're going through" the last time you came through oh darlin' (x3)

(ahh) [temptress/tempest] in a [d-cup/teacup] get unique of a rockstar princess shine like [shark/sharp] teeth it's a sign (x4) what if it peaks early?

does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your wedding band? does he know the way does he know the way all the (tricks?) that would convince me to call it a night

does he, does he know the way to worship all of you? does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

But I will never end up like him behind my back I already am keep a calendar this way you will always know the last time you came through "Oh darlin', I know what you're going through" the last time you came through oh darlin' (x4)

Oh does your husband know(x3) does he know (x3) Oh, oh, oh

But I will never end up like him behind my back I already am keep a calendar this way you will always know Oh, the last time you came through "oh darlin', I know what you're going through" the last time you came through "oh darlin, I know what you're going through"