Alsatian Cousin Lyrics

Lyric discussion by thedork-2 

Cover art for Alsatian Cousin lyrics by Morrissey

zeroed_out you could take that just as easily both ways It could also be about a woman and a man, as I will show here:

A note upon his desk (this is a note Girl left on Man's desk)

"P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me!" (the note is from Girl, and it asks Man to take Girl home and have Girl).

Leather elbows on a tweed coat -Oh!- Is THAT the best you can do ? (Narrator is talking to Girl now, asking Girl if Man's the best Girl can do. Narrator is not amused by the note Girl put on Man's desk (which Narrator read) because Narrator thinks Girl can do better in finding a mate than settling for Man)

So came his reply : (so came the reply from Man to Girl) "But on the desk is where I want you!" (Man wants Girl to stay and have it on the desk, not go home).

Where's the homosexual notes in that? We could just as easily replace Girl with Second Man - it could be ANY sex. Maybe you're reading your own preferences into it?