Your Algebra

Alright, now, let me explain this song to you simpletons. It's clearly about an Algebra teacher eating children. "You may notice certain things before you die" is clearly stating the facts that the children know when they're going to be chosen. "mail them to me should they cause your algebra to fail" most certainly means he mails the children's brains to their parents thus completing the transformation. "Cole and Macey lost their eyes on the finer points" is just too easy. Cole and Macey lost their eyes to a homeless guy with a fork. How could you miss that?! "roll them up in coffee cake and dine" is clearly a reference to the fact that he's learned how to make children into coffee cake. I personally think it sounds delicious. And the china kids at the end laughin' is pretty disturbing. They're enjoying being devoured. Kyo Kitty, you dang teenagers and your fancy ways of spelling "people" makes me sick. In my day, we actually spell out the word! I want you to think about what you and your kind has done to society! what the heck is that?!