"I met a guy in Little Rock, AR who bought a guinea pig while he was drunk. It seemed irresponsible to me. But I realized that this must not happen too often, because people usually get drunk at night, and pet stores are usually only open in the day. This song is written from the perspective of a pet store clerk at a 24 hour pet store who nightly deals with drunks after the bars close. He's fed up with it."
"I met a guy in Little Rock, AR who bought a guinea pig while he was drunk. It seemed irresponsible to me. But I realized that this must not happen too often, because people usually get drunk at night, and pet stores are usually only open in the day. This song is written from the perspective of a pet store clerk at a 24 hour pet store who nightly deals with drunks after the bars close. He's fed up with it."