Lyric discussion by lokolman 

Cover art for Bayern lyrics by Die Toten Hosen

This song is about Bayern-Munchen...the Yankees of the German Soccer League, The Bundesliga....They win every year, have the largest payroll, buy their success, and you either hate them or love them, Most hate them...

There isn't alot in this world, That you can hold tight to, Many say love, and maybe there's something there

And then there's always God, When you don't have anyone else, Others believe in nothing, life has made them hard,

So much can happen, so much can take place, There's only one thing I know 100%, I would NEVER in my life play for Bayern-Munchen

I mean even if I was 20, and super talented, and even Real Madrid knocked on my door, and the guys from Manchester,

And even if I played for Germany's National team, and was mentally stable and in top shape, and Uli Hoeness (the manager) was by me, and stood on my door mat,

I wouldn't open my door, it wouldn't even come into question, He let the people from Bayern, Sour his character

We would never play for FC Bayern Munchen We would never play for FC Bayern Munchen

There's one thing I want to clear up, so that we really understand each other, we don't have anything against Munchen (Munich) We'd just never play there

Must such a thing really be? Isn't life too beautiful? To throw yourself away and play for FC Bayern

We would never play for FC Bayern Munchen We would never play for FC Bayern Munchen

What kind of parent must you have? To be so corrupt? As to sign a contract? By this Shitty terrible club?

We would never play for FC Bayern Munchen -never play for FC Bayern We would never play for FC Bayern Munchen -never play for FC Bayern