This song is a little off. It appears to be a profession of unconditional love and desire to grow old with her lover, but in reality its passive aggressive and mean. If you buy someone Rogaine your not accepting them as they are. Your trying to cover them up. The equivilent line from a man would be "I'll sign you up for Jenny Craig, when you get fat". It would be insulting.
And giving him her sweater? No she won't. He'll give her his sweater, because his is bigger and she can wrap herself up in it like a blanket. Her sweater on the other hand will too small to keep him warm or comfortable,he'll look ridiculous and feel humiliated and sulk plus he'll stretch it out of shape, which will make her mad and they won't have sex for 2 weeks.
This song is a little off. It appears to be a profession of unconditional love and desire to grow old with her lover, but in reality its passive aggressive and mean. If you buy someone Rogaine your not accepting them as they are. Your trying to cover them up. The equivilent line from a man would be "I'll sign you up for Jenny Craig, when you get fat". It would be insulting. And giving him her sweater? No she won't. He'll give her his sweater, because his is bigger and she can wrap herself up in it like a blanket. Her sweater on the other hand will too small to keep him warm or comfortable,he'll look ridiculous and feel humiliated and sulk plus he'll stretch it out of shape, which will make her mad and they won't have sex for 2 weeks.