Stand Up Guy Lyrics

Lyric discussion by berzerk 

Cover art for Stand Up Guy lyrics by Mark Knopfler

I'm with celtsguy on this one. Snake oil salesmen was the first thing I thought when I heard the song. I honestly can't find any allusion to Stephen Hawking in the lyrics (except of course that he is, metaphorically speaking, a stand-up guy and a doctor). But I'd really like to hear your reasoning and any evidence, fuckandlarry.

I was very surprised to read the above theories, because surely it's obvious what this song is about - the "doctor" is selling an aphrodisiac! There are plenty of hints, starting with the title of the song, which has a double meaning. Here are a few more giveaways:

Who puts the doh-re-me in our pockets, keeps the party going on?

They usually rub it in

We was going through the motions ‘til the doctor came along

These days miracles don’t come falling from the sky ("these days" meaning "now that we've reached a certain age")...