umm MAYBE if he had fixed the pipes every once in a while, and hey, how about dusting so the lamp isn't MISCOLORED? Or maybe you could mow the lawn before the 20TH FREAKING TIME I ASKED YOU. Or how about a little bit of personal hygiene? Maybe washing your hands clean so it's not full of FILTH AND GERMS WHEN YOU TOUCH ME would be nice. GOD. SERIOUSLY.
umm MAYBE if he had fixed the pipes every once in a while, and hey, how about dusting so the lamp isn't MISCOLORED? Or maybe you could mow the lawn before the 20TH FREAKING TIME I ASKED YOU. Or how about a little bit of personal hygiene? Maybe washing your hands clean so it's not full of FILTH AND GERMS WHEN YOU TOUCH ME would be nice. GOD. SERIOUSLY.