Funny story - I attempted to do this, once. Unfortunately I missed the bus and arrived late at the cinema, so the girl was really pissed and didn't invite me in for coffee, despite my deployment of the classic yawn / arm stretch move. Even more tragically, I was stopped by the West Midlands Police Force and fined £80 for possession of an offensive weapon, and had the knife we use for cutting up pizzas confiscated. My flatmate was so pissed off, because he had just taken adventage of the buy one get one free on Goodfellas pizza at the local Sainsburys.
Long story short, I took up croquet instead of brutal slaughter. I was shit at that, too.
Funny story - I attempted to do this, once. Unfortunately I missed the bus and arrived late at the cinema, so the girl was really pissed and didn't invite me in for coffee, despite my deployment of the classic yawn / arm stretch move. Even more tragically, I was stopped by the West Midlands Police Force and fined £80 for possession of an offensive weapon, and had the knife we use for cutting up pizzas confiscated. My flatmate was so pissed off, because he had just taken adventage of the buy one get one free on Goodfellas pizza at the local Sainsburys.
Long story short, I took up croquet instead of brutal slaughter. I was shit at that, too.