Poisoned at Hartsy Thai Food Lyrics

Lyric discussion by tippy_typewriter 

Cover art for Poisoned at Hartsy Thai Food lyrics by Grandaddy

As far as I can see, this song is about two people at a restaurant who, much to the shock (and, understandably, dismay) of the establishment's owner, become sick--or, perhaps, die--their food having been poisoned. Who committed the crime, as it were, is anybody's guess.