Have You Seen My Sister, Evelyn? Lyrics

Lyric discussion by TooProudToMention 

Cover art for Have You Seen My Sister, Evelyn? lyrics by Evelyn Evelyn

Is it possible that she could be in Timbuktu? Or Canada(?)? Or Vegas? Uzbekistan?

and

Did that ho bag quit her job and run off with that dickhead, Mike to India? Guantanamo? Or Panama? Or Disneyland?