"you wake up every day, and you go to that job interview. but before you go to your job interview, you shave off your beard. and you know what happens when you shave off your beard? 10 kids die in third world countries. 15 kids die in communist countries. and 20 kids die in socialist countries. don't conform to gilette. don't conform to schick. don't conform to the mach 3 turbo. don't conform to the venus. don't conform to the mach 3, don't conform to the mach 3."
"and then when you wake up in the morning and you go into work and your friends say 'that's a shitty beard,' you say, 'fuck you! you're a shitty fucking, non...beard"
golden.
it seems like a tongue-in-cheek rip on punk beards.
"you wake up every day, and you go to that job interview. but before you go to your job interview, you shave off your beard. and you know what happens when you shave off your beard? 10 kids die in third world countries. 15 kids die in communist countries. and 20 kids die in socialist countries. don't conform to gilette. don't conform to schick. don't conform to the mach 3 turbo. don't conform to the venus. don't conform to the mach 3, don't conform to the mach 3." "and then when you wake up in the morning and you go into work and your friends say 'that's a shitty beard,' you say, 'fuck you! you're a shitty fucking, non...beard"
golden.
it seems like a tongue-in-cheek rip on punk beards.