Breakin' the mirrors
Scrape off the make up
Hate what she see's
Bad hair and acne
You get the picture
She's got pretention
Looks pretty starved
Lacking in class
Husbands a bender
Straight as Mel C
She's fuckin' tragic
Give her a feed
Cos the bitch just wants attention yeah yeah
It wont be long
Till they all discover
And everyone see's
That Simon owns me
Reason your famous
Thank you to David
Overexpose it
Ridiculously
No one likes "Major"
'Cept for the faggots
Your fanbase is mental
and got HIV
The original song is actually called "Victoria".
It's rumoured the original verses went like this:
Hey hey hey ey party la
Breakin' the mirrors Scrape off the make up Hate what she see's Bad hair and acne You get the picture She's got pretention Looks pretty starved Lacking in class Husbands a bender Straight as Mel C She's fuckin' tragic Give her a feed
Cos the bitch just wants attention yeah yeah
It wont be long Till they all discover And everyone see's That Simon owns me Reason your famous Thank you to David Overexpose it Ridiculously No one likes "Major" 'Cept for the faggots Your fanbase is mental and got HIV
Cos the bitch just wants attention yeah yeah