Nosferatu Does A Hefty Dance Lyrics

Lyric discussion by mo money 

Cover art for Nosferatu Does A Hefty Dance lyrics by Pinkly Smooth

[ ] = I wasn't really sure but I put what I thought I heard indiscernible = I have no idea / = either or not really sure which one

This song I'm 99% sure is about a man's change into a vampire and then taking more victims.
Nosferatu is actually another, archaic, name for a vampire. I'm sure this has to do with a specific legend of the vampire but I couldn't find an exact match. The part about the "voyage home" makes me think that it is from Stokers "Dracula" b/c Dracula flees back to his home on a boat. I don't understand the whole "Six things wrongs and six things right" though. I'm 99.99% sure that those are the correct lyrics I just can't make heads or tales of it and I've searched all through vampire lore. the only connection I can find is that 6 is the number of the devil. I love this part......

"What do we do with him? Shut him! (I can’t feel me!) Tie him up!....."

I sounds like a struggle between different vampires and their victim although it's difficult to tell if the man is a willing victim.

I also love the end b/c in some lore a vampire doesn't feel and he's a slave to his lust for blood (referred to as "punch") once he's turned

anywho, enjoy