Since some fool has decided that all Buckethead songs are instrumentals, they posted the songs like that. The lyrics are:
"He's as tall as a redwood tree, he weighs 30 thousand pounds, and has the horns of a hedgehog."
"Those are petty details, [unknown name]. I want you to understand his, rather, 'special' talents."
"First of all, he has the strength of ten monsters. With one blow he can destroy the Empire State Building, with another, the highest peaks of Mount Everest would fall."
This just in, we have unconfirmed reports that Tokyo is under attack! By a … 50-foot man with a white face? A chicken bucket on his head? Uh, carrying an enormous guitar!
According to this report, whenever he plays a note, the sonic waves cause whole buildings to explode, streets to buckle and split, and vehicles to fly about like toys!
"I come in peace. I come in peace. I come in peace."
The defense command has ordered all citizens to evacuate immediately! People from Sector 4, please report to the bus depot in Sector 3! Sector 5, proceed in an orderly fashion to Sector 6! Sector 1 and 2, board to bullet trains without delay. Wait!
We have visual contact! Look at the size of those shoes! Who is this giant? Where did he come from? Where is he going? What’s he playing? What’s he saying? Run for your life!
"I come in peace. I come in peace. I come in peace."
"I come in peace. I come in peace. I come in peace."
It seems like this gargantuan figure is only destroying chicken outlets. The liberated chickens seem to be … following him. A white wave of feathered friends, uh, isn’t this the year of the rooster? And here come the children following close behind, huh! They’re all headed towards the gigantic fortified chicken coop on Mount Fuji!
Since some fool has decided that all Buckethead songs are instrumentals, they posted the songs like that. The lyrics are:
"He's as tall as a redwood tree, he weighs 30 thousand pounds, and has the horns of a hedgehog."
"Those are petty details, [unknown name]. I want you to understand his, rather, 'special' talents."
"First of all, he has the strength of ten monsters. With one blow he can destroy the Empire State Building, with another, the highest peaks of Mount Everest would fall."
This just in, we have unconfirmed reports that Tokyo is under attack! By a … 50-foot man with a white face? A chicken bucket on his head? Uh, carrying an enormous guitar!
According to this report, whenever he plays a note, the sonic waves cause whole buildings to explode, streets to buckle and split, and vehicles to fly about like toys!
"I come in peace. I come in peace. I come in peace."
The defense command has ordered all citizens to evacuate immediately! People from Sector 4, please report to the bus depot in Sector 3! Sector 5, proceed in an orderly fashion to Sector 6! Sector 1 and 2, board to bullet trains without delay. Wait!
We have visual contact! Look at the size of those shoes! Who is this giant? Where did he come from? Where is he going? What’s he playing? What’s he saying? Run for your life!
"I come in peace. I come in peace. I come in peace."
"I come in peace. I come in peace. I come in peace."
It seems like this gargantuan figure is only destroying chicken outlets. The liberated chickens seem to be … following him. A white wave of feathered friends, uh, isn’t this the year of the rooster? And here come the children following close behind, huh! They’re all headed towards the gigantic fortified chicken coop on Mount Fuji!
[Chicken sounds and children cheering]
[Laughing]
[Ah! I screwed up!]
Ah ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, wipeout!