I'm surprised nobody has commented on this yet! It's a really funny song about how the main character gets some shitty superficial bitch for a girlfriend. She only appears to care about him when other people are around (because he is a rock star of sorts). He uses all sorts of great metaphors...related to the ass. He has to deal with all her shit, and man does it stink. It's tense and crowded, and he feels like he's got nothing to hold on to. Pretty simple.
I'm surprised nobody has commented on this yet! It's a really funny song about how the main character gets some shitty superficial bitch for a girlfriend. She only appears to care about him when other people are around (because he is a rock star of sorts). He uses all sorts of great metaphors...related to the ass. He has to deal with all her shit, and man does it stink. It's tense and crowded, and he feels like he's got nothing to hold on to. Pretty simple.