Prostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional) Lyrics

Lyric discussion by copeyk 

Cover art for Prostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional) lyrics by Cobra Starship

I'm so confused by the last comment - I don't think it's clear at all what this song it about. It's a big metaphor for not knowing who you are anymore, selling yourself out, etc. It sure as hell isn't about prostitutes!