Have You Seen My Sister, Evelyn? Lyrics

Lyric discussion by hoshiryu 

Cover art for Have You Seen My Sister, Evelyn? lyrics by Evelyn Evelyn

Did she run off with the farmer? Or the professor? Or the banker? Or the clergyman? Is it possible that she could be in (???)? Or (???)? Or Vegas? Or (???)? The first (???) sounds like Timbuktu. The third one sounds like West Pakistan. I can't make heads or tails of the second one, though.