Lyric discussion by enjoymywaffles 

Cover art for Jo-Jo's Jacket lyrics by Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks

Oh and the link between the first verse and the second is that from describing Yul Brynner as a bald robot he jumps to a put-down of Moby (the bald lame techno music guy). That's how Malkmus writes almost all of his songs, really stream-of-consciousness but laden with layers of meaning and hidden references etc