Lyric discussion by xGodxIsxInxThexTVx 

Cover art for Straight To Video lyrics by Mindless Self Indulgence

The beginning is a little backwards try reading it this way.

"Little darling Welcome to the show You're a failure Played in stereo

It's hard to place In my face No emotion

All the problems Make me wanna go Like a bad girl Straight to video"

Obviously someone said something bad about Little Jimmy's music. Or he himself thinks it sucks. (You're a failure played in stereo)

So he's trying to pretend like it doesn't bother him when in reality it does. (It's hard to place in my face no emotion)

So to get on top he decides to rely on his looks like "a bad girl" he's going straight to video.

Hiedi ho Here we go No solution Strong undertow

Quite unfair Quite a pair No box office

So by "hiedo ho here we go" he means he's going to try it and by no solution he means theres no other solution.

and by quite unfair quite a pair I think he means that well.... the other members of the band arn't exactly gorgeous and its unfair because all the other bands have an advantage.

I never noticed No, never noticed You're so amazing So amazing

and by this part of the song he means that everyones all "Oh, I never noticed how amazing you are." and that they love him now for his looks.

I said it No, never said You're suffocating Suffocating

I never noticed No, never noticed You're beauty's fading Fading

Again it's backwards so try reading it this way

I never noticed No, never noticed You're beauty's fading Fading

I said it No, never said You're suffocating Suffocating

Pretty much it means he's starting to get well... less attractive or that they want more than his looks now.

By you're suffocating he's talking about himself. That part is pretty obvious though.