No Surprize Lyrics

Lyric discussion by dcfunk 

Cover art for No Surprize lyrics by Aerosmith

Best Aerosmith song ever. Period. A total rocker.

This song has some of the best lines:

"vaccinate your ass with a phonograph needle"

or, better yet, "we're coppin from the local police". On tour, their bus got pulled over in west virginia, and the local cops gave them weed that they had just confiscated. Getting pot from the local fuzz, now that is something to write about!

This song must be played at full volume.