Crunchy Granola Suite Lyrics

Lyric discussion by mitchconcord 

Cover art for Crunchy Granola Suite lyrics by Neil Diamond

Looks to me like Neil was wanting to make some extra scratch by writing a Granola commercial. He's basically saying don't smoke weed, don't drink, don't be a hermit, to hell with psychiatrists... just eat some freaking cereal and you'll feel better. Rock on Neil.