Can't Get There From Here Lyrics

Lyric discussion by REMFIELD 

Cover art for Can't Get There From Here lyrics by R.E.M.

I think these lyrics are inaccurate. (Although a lot these are in the video) I am pretty sure it's:

When the world is a monster Bad to swallow you whole Kick the clay that holds the teeth in Throw your troubles out the door

If you're needing inspiration Philomath is where I go (I go) Lawyer Jeff he knows the low-down He's mighty glad to visit home

(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way)

If your hands are feeling empty Kicking jumping off the ground Chris is sure to share the tears out Brother Ray can sing my song

(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way)

Hands down, Calechee bound Land locked, kiss the ground The dirt of seven continents going round and round Go on ahead Mr. Citywide hypnotize, suit and tie Gentlemen testify

If your world is a monster Bad to swallow you whole Philomath they know the low-down Throw your troubles out the door

(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way)

(Thank you, Ray)

almost! but I say the second line should, quite simply, read: "(the) bad swallow you whole" (who's he refering to with 'Mr Citywide'? how can we be so sure it's not Mr Seedy-white?)